Guys suck.

they deserve to see my soon to be amazing bod and choke on their own spit.

how awful does that sound?

it doesnt sound awful to me, its true.

i love boys. but their only good for flirting and teasing. anything more and they'll squash you.

so i might as well get the body and teach them what it means to make me sloppy seconds.

i am anything but sloppy.

they'll see.